KNOXVILLE, TN – A local woman, Carol Hughes, is being openly persecuted for her faith at work. After placing a flowery calendar of verses a day on his desk earlier today, no one commented on it in any way.
“I’ve had my bright and colorful Bible verse calendar sitting on my desk ALL day, just begging my colleagues to say something about it and have a conversation about my faith,” Carol Hughes said. “But instead, everyone intentionally ignores it, just because I’m a Christian.”
“The devil must be working hard to keep my gospel sharing schedule unnoticed,” Carol continued. “I’m living one of those classic stories of persecution that you hear about in the Bible or from missionaries. It must be exactly how David felt when he was thrown into the lion’s den, or what Moses felt. felt when people laughed at him for building this big boat.”
Sources say Carol has no plans to scrap the calendar and “give in to whatever she wants.” Carol says she intends to persevere through this terrible oppression and endure bravely for the Kingdom.
As of press time, Carol realized she was being persecuted again when she said, “Bless you! to a colleague who just sneezed and they didn’t give their life to Christ immediately.
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